Last night, in the middle of the night, I woke up to my alien cat, Fiona, nuzzling my nose. Then she licked my chin and nuzzled my nose again.
I didn’t know if that meant something to other aliens. Perhaps this was a signal of some kind! Perhaps, there is a picture out there of me in the alien universe and Fiona was previewing to her alien friends her next meal!
I decided to take some drastic action. I turned her over and rubbed her stomach . . a move abhorrent to all alien creatures.
Now, if I could only stop the alien purring.